oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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