Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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