We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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