VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
