I want to make a zoo with you.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
last night I used snow as a chaser
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