What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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