he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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