There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
40s are totally the cure
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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