You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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