I wish I could punch you in the face.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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