I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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