The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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