when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
