this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
