do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He passed out mid-signature
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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