I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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