he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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