Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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