Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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