Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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