how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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