Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
People with herpes should wear stickers.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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