Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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