Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This is my life. Enjoy the view
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
