Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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