he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We were destined to go to rehab together
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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