i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My dick has a subreddit
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
