he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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