u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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