Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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