i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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