just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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