no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The ass gains better be worth it
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