I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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