Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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