Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You're a waste of cheezeits
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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