the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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