White coat. Heels.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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