all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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