just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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