She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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