girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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