Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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