he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
