His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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