it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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