no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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