If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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