So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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