The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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